Author Archives: Doctor Impossible

Maybe Bayern Should Retool

Posted on May 2, 2018 by Doctor Impossible

Stop me if you’ve heard this before… Bayern Munich is an old team that needs to refresh and reload its aging core. Last night’s 2-2 draw against two-time, and let’s face it, huge favorite for the Champions League again, champion … Continue reading →

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Barcelona’s Summer of Discontent

Posted on September 7, 2017 by Doctor Impossible

Barcelona’s summer transfer window has been less than ideal, to say the least. Before last season even ended, even the casual observer knew that Barca needed a right back, midfield options, and maybe some defensive cover. The Blaugrana also needed to … Continue reading →

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We back? We back!

Posted on September 6, 2017 by Doctor Impossible

  A new season of European football kicked off last month, and what better way to celebrate it than to bring back your favorite football blog. After a hiatus, Every Day Is Zlatan Day is back. Hopefully, this iteration, with … Continue reading →

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The World’s Best Decoy

Posted on November 4, 2015 by Doctor Impossible

If you haven’t noticed it because you’ve been transfixed by Neymar doing his best Ronaldinho impersonation, Luis Suarez has been on a tear this year. He’s currently tied for second in La Liga in scoring with eight goals, with only … Continue reading →

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Rigid Louie

Posted on September 12, 2015 by Doctor Impossible

Louis van Gaal’s second season at the helm at Manchester United hasn’t gotten off to the greatest of starts. After four weeks of play, United have won two, drawn one and lost one, which isn’t really a problem in and … Continue reading →

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Regression To The Mean

Posted on August 25, 2015 by Doctor Impossible

In what is becoming the most repetitive narrative in the BPL, it seems that Arsenal are looking at another season of what-ifs. I know, it’s early, we’re only three weeks in, but it really looks like this year, we’re gonna … Continue reading →

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In the Long Run

Posted on August 12, 2015 by Doctor Impossible

That game was supposed to be easy. That game was supposed to be done by the 60th minute. And yet, it wasn’t. Barcelona won the UEFA Super Cup yesterday on the back of a dispiriting performance, one in which seemingly two … Continue reading →

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Offensively Blue

Posted on August 5, 2015 by Doctor Impossible

Arsene Wenger claimed his first win in fourteen tries against Jose Mourinho when his Arsenal squad beat Mourinho’s Chelsea in the Community Shield thanks to Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain’s first half strike. While Mourinho will be quick to downplay the loss as … Continue reading →

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The Parisian Angel

Posted on July 27, 2015 by Doctor Impossible

Ángel Di María, the world-record signing by a British team, didn’t exactly settle in in his first, and from the looks of it only, season in Manchester. Brought in as part of Louis van Gaal’s rebuilding project, di María started … Continue reading →

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The Real Housewives of Catalunya

Posted on June 24, 2015 by Doctor Impossible

FC Barcelona, fresh off winning a second treble – a feat no other club in world football has ever accomplished – are having elections this summer. Here’s why you shouldn’t pay attention to any of it. If you thought Barcelona was … Continue reading →

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