18/38’s of the EPL season has come and gone, which is in fact reducible to 9/19’s for anyone keeping score or using an abacus. It’s the festive holiday season. Families are spending time with loved ones, roasting marshmallows along the fire-pit, drinking hot coco as they sing Christmas Carols joyously. Oh sorry, I got real life mixed up with every cheesy Christmas film I watched as a child.

We are essentially at the half way point of the season, where twerps like me are obligated to reflect on what we know, what we don’t know yada yada. Well since it’s the holiday season, I’ll spare you that for a later date. No disjointed rambles to go along with the table today either. Just bare bones for this edition. Have a safe holiday season everyone! And remember, Asian soccer owners who tuck their shirts into their pants should never be trusted.